Such joie de vivre
I had to buy pregnancy tests for the shelter from the dollar store today
I have bought them there so many times I believe the guy behind the counter owes me a high five or something. He must wonder why I need so many pregnancy tests and why I won’t splurge on one from a pharmacy. What a cheap slut, he must think. I feel him eye fucking me with judgement on a normal day, but today was much worse. You see, the chef at work also requested I buy a turkey baster. That’s right, preganacy tests (3!) and a turkey baster! That probably makes more sense for him though; he knows I aint baby making naturally, so…
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blaaargh said:
He probably just thinks you’re trying a new technique after so many atempts
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