Theft by Deception

When women want to feel secretly seductive they can wear fancy undergarments. Lingerie or whatever seems to be a good outlet to channel your inner freak while presenting whatever other image you want. I know that’s true because I’ve seen Veronica’s Closet and Kathy Najimy said so. Men can do this with sexy boxers too, I guess, but really, how sexy can mens undies get? Also, my mom wont buy the dirty ones that I want for Christmas and I seem to be a little confused as to other ways to obtain underwear. With this, I never thought I’d know that ~Kathy Najimy feeling~ until I recently.

Throughout the winter months I wear the same red toque everyday. While I’m on transit or in a meeting, I often unconsciously take my bangs out and twist them around my fingers; something that gets me teased to no end. To stop this from happening, I started to pin back my hair in a little Samurai bun before I put my cap on. Now, when I go to touch my bangs, I feel how tightly they are held in place and find something else to do with my hands. An unintended side effect of the pins is how guilty I feel when I wear them. I would die if my pins were exposed out in the real world. They make me feel dirty. I cruise around feeling mischievous and secretive, praying that my hat doesn’t get knocked off during windy days or yanked on when people get too close. As of yet, nobody has discovered my clips and it hasn’t gotten old for me; the feeling is still the same. Nobody will ever be certain whats under my little red cap.