I guess I shouldn't rag on people about the dentist

February 20th, 2012 at 6:07PM

I guess I shouldn’t rag on people about the dentist

This summer I got my teeth cleaned and when it came time to pay for the visit, I excused myself to the atm and never went back. That’s right, I check up and check outed. This is the stupidest of all the ‘use and cruises’ because, well, they have all of your information. They can also literally see you walking past the atm, pressing ignore as they call, and ordering an Italian ice at the food court across the way. Additionally, if you’ve listed your Mother as an emergency contact they have no qualms about diming you out.

So today’s lesson is obvious: Don’t eat Italian ice right after the dentist..it will fuck up your fluoride treatments