January 25th, 2012 at 5:54PM

Gesundwipe

I just found out that people who get poo’d on refer to the stool that they’re lovin’ off as “brown sugar”. That’s a legitimate thing; it was in a book!  While I don’t care about people doing scatty sex, I find the term a little misrepresentative. Shit is solid (unless you’ve been drinking the new extra-large Tim Hortons) while brown sugar is sprinkly and light. Instead of abolishing this slang from my vocab completely, I’ll just tinker with its meaning a bit. Now, when I mention ”brown sugar” it will more aptly refer to the act of eating sombodys ass and then sneezing on them.      

 

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