I used to think that it was only delusional people who claimed, “anybody who knows me either loves me or hates me" but that may not be the case. In theory, it’s a crazy thing to say, because: a) the person you’re talking to clearly doesn’t love you as you’re still explaining your personality, or b) you’re chatting at that moment so that person knows you don’t hate them. Therefore, using this statement is strategic, like an ultimatum of sorts. As it exits the mouth you can practically see the words jumbling-up together, forming 90’s 3D art, that when focused on reveal the words: EVERYBODY HAS ALREADY CHOSEN. So you choose. And of course you’re not picking hate! No way, hate is exhausting. You’d have to remove them from your social networking sites, cruise party guest lists to make sure they were never attending the same events and poison all of your friends against them. That’s a lot of work!! If you don’t hate them then you’re forced to feel love by default, and as everybody knows. ‘default love’ is just one small step away from ‘I’ll settle for it let’s spend eternity together love’, which you’ll undoubtedly feel soon enough.
So just like that, your heart has been played by somebody with absolutely zero acquaintances. And while this may sound awful at first, should your union result in marriage, you can probably expect loads of wedding gifts from all the people who were at one point also forced to choose.