December 2010
45 posts
So Dreamatic
Nobody wants to read about somebody else’s dreams. They are boring and almost never about the person you’re sharing them with. In fact, I don’t even remember most of my dreams so that is pretty nice for my friends. That wasn’t always the case according to my mother, she will tell you that I slept in her bed into my early double digits because I used to have so many...
What are four mildly attractive gay guys to do in...
Wednesday night hotspots?
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Just Plane Dumb
Have you ever had one of those idiot friends that convinces you it is a swell idea to just stay up and drink instead of getting a few hours of sleep before your early flight in the morning? Well I do. This morning I rolled up to the airport looking all types of nasty. The lady that screens the carry ons asked me ” how come you have hat head with no hat on?” What am I supposed to say to...
“If you’ve gotta be dead..be drop dead”
– Nanny Fine. The Nanny
Trying to find mustache wax in Toronto
Any Ideas?
Why I'm spending Christmass 2011 somewhere warm
Mom: Your brother wants to know what to get you for christmas
Alex: I don't care. If he really needs help, he can ask me
Mom: No! Then it wont be a surprise. You tell me, I'll suggest the gift, he'll buy it and then all as you have to do is looked excited when you open it.
Hump in the night
You know when you’re sleeping in bed and your partner comes home in the middle of the night and you are already sleeping but they rustle you up for sex anyways? You’re so tired and your eyes are only open a sliver and you have no idea what’s going on so you just go through a couple of the basic motions and then roll right back to sleep. Then in the morning you wake up and find...
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Merry Christmas Y’all.
OHN- Alex Brown...
I ended up cabbing to a party tonight
Cabdriver: Hey has anybody ever told you you look like Moses with that beard?
Alex: Yeah, but forget the Red Sea I just divided your tip in half
I'm watching my first full episode of Oprah
She is a sex prude and a relationship prude and a love prude. Why do people watch this person?
I've taken my second sick day in a row
I have the flu and while I won’t torture y’all by live blogging my illness I will tell you this… I am the son of a very Italian Mother, when I was sick she always treated me as though it was my last day on earth. Tea, ginger ale, hair stroking, movies, you name it. I even had a little bell which was in the shape of a lady. I would ring it and she would come running ready to flip...
“Alex, come quick, Kay is getting turned into a panther!”
– My roommate reminding me why we pay extra for the super channel. On demand Passions episodes.
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Deal Breakers pt2
johncagz:
- saying you are a “free spirit” - saying you “live and DIE for music”
what do these things even mean?
ajokelife: I’m a free spirit = I’ll be cheating on you
I went to some trash restaurant for steaks to celebrate my friends hiv negative test this evening. When I asked the server about the drink specials she said “Well it’s ladies night so the girls can have Bellinis but if you’re a boy you can have Coronas.”
What the shit? I told her I loved Ladies Night and that I’d like the special but she brought me a Corona...
Speaking of beards
Client: Hi Miss, you busy?
Alex: What exactly about this face says lady to you?
Just taught a youth that bongs can't be placed in...
And how was your day at work?
teenageart asked: Hello. I believe I saw you tonight at le camp cub. I had to leave, but I thought I'd mention that your blog is hilarious. Please keep up the keeping up. Also, I am jealous of your humour-ness, which is like the one of the best compliments I can give. Jealousy is the new compliments.
There is something about hairy
There is something about beards, right? For some reason people are under the impression that if one grows facial hair they are dyiinngggg to know what you think about it.
I have a beard. It’s pretty long and I guess it looks sick and scraggly but I have chosen to grow it and I like it very much. What I don’t like is having my face commented on by strangers while I’m out with...
west-egg asked: I was uhhh accidentally looking at dudetube tonight and you're on it!
http://www.dudetubeonline.com/2010/12/tumblr_thursday_25.html
http://www.dudetubeonline.com/2010/12/tumblr_thursday_25.html
DESCRIBE YOUR LAST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE USING A FILM...
scottfriday:
runmartinrun:
jasencomstock:
notthatkindagay:
sam-pop:
Bounce.
Toy Story.
alien vs. predator
Home Alone
three men and a baby
AJOKELIFE: Lorenzo’s Oil
Jazzy Modern and the White Haired Woman
I’m about to head into a store called Jazzy Modern. This isn’t by choice. I have to buy a toque because my ears almost froze off on my walk to work this morning. I can already feel the anxiety building up inside of me. Jazzy Modern is a small store run by a woman with white hair. The shop is bound to be empty which means that I’ll have to talk to her for sure. I’m not good at this. I guess I...
*Chode
*The space between your scrotum and your asshole
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The Choad Less Traveled
Chodes, I mean…. Can we have an adult conversation about these please? I always figured they were kind of similar to the Canadian Prairies, like, the space between two amazing locations that doesn’t need to be explored further. To me the chode is just a border between second base and a home run, but is there something more to them? I just met somebody with their chode pierced. He was...
Mary J Blige-I’m Going Down
You know, I...
Karma Karma Karma Camell'grammer'eon
Everybody is always reminding me about karma. I have spent the last couple of years attempting to live by only one basic principle; Do good shit and good shit will come back to you. But it never really works out this way now does it? I’m chucking massive amounts of positivity and kindness out into the universe and am starting to feel like it may never be reciprocated. Spilling ketchup/ gravy...
