December 2009
24 posts
Child Pooch'nography! →
With another decade under Mother earths belt (who isn’t belting it these days?), the internet is a flutter with people posting lists with their favorite events/people/ things of last 10 years. Music, celebrities and natural disasters are all being listed for the enjoyment of those who choose to do things other then work in their office.
But nobody was listing the obvious. These last 10...
How to do'Nate (Archibald)
It’s the holidays again and people are donating time, resources and money in hopes of making this season a special one for somebody. People give to a number of charities, but by far the front runner in this charity idol would have to be The Salvation Army. And why wouldn’t they be? The Salvation Army has been highlighted in a number of news stories, built a solid reputation within the communities...
Bad Santa!
My Christmas letter to the north pole has been returned! Santa can’t fulfill any of my Christmas wishes. Rude! I probably won’t see any presents this season and on top of that, he sent me this nasty letter.
Dear Alexander:
I see that you have a boys name, but judging from your letter I will assume you are a lady. I’m sorry dear, I can’t help you with any of your...
What a peng'wan in China?
Talk about a penguin guin situation.
From a country who had being gay listed as a mental illness till 2001, this is pretty amazing.
Earlier this year, 2 male penguins were married at China’s Polarland wildlife park. The ceremony was supposedly an intimate affair while the after party was somewhat of a zoo. Unfortunately, these gay love birds have had to be ice-olated after they reportedly...
Single White Fe'nagle →
Extra! Extra! Bowl cuts are the new bob!
Well, that’s at least what Rihanna would like us to believe. That being said, I somehow doubt that Jennifer Anniston will be visiting Ken Paves anytime soon with a picture of Home improvements Jill Taylor.
Being the open minded man that I am, I dedicated my entire Saturday to watching movies which featured women sporting edgy bowl do’s.
While studying...
Reality Weave-y
So, I just finished watching Jersey Shore and although I’m only two hours deep, I am obsessed. I mean, where else could one find an entire cast who are into tans, muscles, hair extensions and hair products?
Ohh right. Provincetown. Duh.
I am currently writing MTV demanding they create a reality TV show following the summer of 8 geighs who share a cottage off of Commercial street in...