February 2012
22 posts
In Witch I stick to my day job
I bought a Groupon for a 2 day screenwriting lecture at the University of Toronto on a whim. I don’t know what the session entails, but if it requires me to have some type of project— I’ll be screwed. If worst comes to worst, I suppose I’ll have to use the idea Michael, Dean and I joked about last weekend. I was a little hungover, but I think it goes a little something like this:
The...
I guess I shouldn't rag on people about the...
This summer I got my teeth cleaned and when it came time to pay for the visit, I excused myself to the atm and never went back. That’s right, I check up and check outed. This is the stupidest of all the ‘use and cruises’ because, well, they have all of your information. They can also literally see you walking past the atm, pressing ignore as they call, and ordering an Italian ice...
Tough ecstasy laws spark turn to toxic... →
flawlessescape:
VANCOUVER — New tough laws cracking down on ecstasy production in British Columbia have had the unintended consequence of opening the door to more toxic, fake ecstasy pills, a criminologist says.
The synthetic drug PMMA wasn’t on the radar for police or the public until last week, when the BC…
naaameh asked: Which couples did you root for on "Passions"?
Racism Free Ontario: IS THERE SUCH THING AS... →
racismfreeontario:
In short, no.
Many white people claim to have experienced mistreatment, prejudice, or racism from people of colour. This claim may be used to justify stereotyping and mistreatment of people of colour. But racism is institutional, the power is always on the side of the institutions, which in…
A Street Car Named Deggsire
Today I was on the streetcar with my head buried in a book when I smelled the best thing to ever enter my nostrils. Without looking up, I sat there silently taking it in for 5 minutes, cursing the cheap ass for making me smell his goodies without so much as even an offer. If this were my home town, I would have been offered a bite! Why do I even bother to live n the city, I wondered.
At the next...
menofmeasure asked: Where you in New York this weekend? I saw someone who looked just like you (sans the usual beard) outside of Union Hall.
January 2012
11 posts
Gesundwipe
I just found out that people who get poo’d on refer to the stool that they’re lovin’ off as “brown sugar”. That’s a legitimate thing; it was in a book! While I don’t care about people doing scatty sex, I find the term a little misrepresentative. Shit is solid (unless you’ve been drinking the new extra-large Tim Hortons) while brown sugar is sprinkly and...
sweetestcub asked: Do you like bears? I really hope you do because I'd kill to go out with you :).
indian-wolf asked: Can I make sweet love to your beard? Yes? Okay.
ffandf asked: i just want to give you props for being consistently on point in your answers, especially for speaking truth to a lot of the ignorant, judgmental comments being made about male sex workers. :)
In which I ruin big balls
This is a post about farts. Not mine, granted, but farts none the less. I don’t mean to be crass, but in the name of information sharing, this must be posted.
Today, somebody came into my office and let a big one rip. I shot him a dirty look, and he sheepishly replied that it was “an accident.” I informed him that it surely was not, because I saw his leg lift and his knee bend....
Hi Tumblr
My moms side of the family is Italian and I am attempting to get my EU citizenship. How do I get this ball rolling? Italian Embassy? Online?
Have any of you done this before? Is it hard? Advice? Talk to me
Aroma Hairapy
I bought a late Christmas present for my beard this weekend. It’s a tobacco scented oil that I slop on to make her soft, smelly and shiny (the three S beard care system). This isn’t a product that I need—I actually looked at it twice before I bought it—but for some reason I couldn’t stop thinking about it. People normally find tobacco disgusting and here I am, wanting to rub it...
December 2011
26 posts
A Chat With Dean
Dean: I'm at my cottage, I can't get home till tomorrow.
Alex: Noooo. I'm so bored. If you don't head home right now I am going to kill myself!
Dean: No you wont bud
Alex: How do you know that? I could
Dean: Because Jennifer Aniston is still beautiful...
Alex: MmMm. I guess you have a point there, but once she starts to fade I...
Dean: I know I know-- killing yourself
This is the most bored I have ever been in my...
Virgin Unite RE*Generation - Do Whatever It Takes →
YOU GUYS, I FORGOT ABOUT THIS AND I ONLY HAVE 5 MORE DAYS UNTIL I MAKE DEAN’S STEAM PUNK DREAM COME TRUE
That moment when you steal a Diet Coke from a...
F/W Collections
Did you know that collection agencies will call you five days before Christmas? They do! Isn’t that awful? The only pleasure I get from talking to bill collectors is that I’m pretty sure they all think I’m terminally ill or suicidal— there is really no other reason for how fast and loose I am being with my credit. It just doesn’t scare me. They always warn me that...
Chain Letter 2: I’m not ready to commit to a... →
chainletter2:
I’m not ready to commit to a running a formal contest yet but that’s not going to stop me from nominating something Alex did for Best Stuff of 2011…
We were nursing hangovers with Breakfast Pizza recently and someone said something about something and then Alex went “better him and us” and I…